What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
this sounds like a really classy rap
FUCK
okay no that’s just fucked up wow what an asshole
(Source: allison-chains)
“My coffee got cold, so I made an owl with it.”
you made a fucking owl with your coffee
I can’t even make coffee with coffee
i love tumblr^
(Source: reddit.com)



